Tired of the trendy, hipster statement shopping bags (I'm looking at you, I AM NOT A PLASTIC BAG) that fashion blogs have been pushing for Earth Day? Want to adopt a more sardonic, rakish stance with your farmer's co-op grocery stash? Karmaloop is offering these bewilderingly adorable cotton totes by Insight. What does a sun-shaded donkey (an homage to Risky Business) say about you? Or, a pirate-eyed kitty? At 14in. x 14in, these roomy totes can stash a mini laptop. The Oreo Donkey Tote, above, and The Oreo Cat Tote, below at $25.